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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 53
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
The first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or pain
When younger kids get into an argument with you. B*tch, I`m older than you. Bring it on.
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.
Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
A good morning text does not only mean "Good morning". It has a silent, loving message that says..."I think of you when I wake up."
You copied ME, yet you got a higher grade. WHAT THE HELL?!
``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.``
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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