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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 79
I want you to LEAVE,and be happy, and NOT come back.
I want you to LEAVE, and be happy, and NOT come back.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)
Lucky for you mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
As long as we've got time, then this ain't goodbye.! <333
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...oh no! You mised it!! :P
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
OH MAI GAH! I GOT MY PEW PEW GUNS OUT OF AMMO!!!
My Best Friend is a Scorpio! ^_^
'Not all those who wander are lost'
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