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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 82
lift your middle finger high,shout at your life "nice try"
No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..
Send her a morning text, let her know she was on your mind. ;)
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
sleeping better than being awake
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
-You are too smart. -What does thet mean? -You are annoying!!!!
-You are just too smart. -What does that mean? -You are annoying!!!!
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