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Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on urban dictionary
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
NO ONe is perfect , just the life is it sometimes ! <3 :)
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
to see you naked ^^
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.
Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..
hy frdz enjoy ur life smothly
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