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Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked.""Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobileGetting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to youGetting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act SingleDont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever knowOur small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me""You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
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