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"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
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