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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 84
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
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