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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 96
If Sh3 TyP3S l!K3 D!s, She To Young For You Bro .
You are the constant tingle to my heart<3
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Blaming it on PMS
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
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