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forgetting to come home
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
Life is an adventure - dare it. Life is love - enjoy it. Life is a tragedy - face it. Life is a struggle - fight it. Life is a promise - fulfill it.
My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
"Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
<3 the way u feel feel the one u <3
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