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I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
Waiting for someone you love is never easy
Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
People should fall in love with their eyes closed
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
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