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Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
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