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I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!
Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.
Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better.
^ne joci peter vec od paris hilton^
What it's meant to be,it will be ..
You are so yesterday.. I never thought you'd lost my love this way ...
Just let it go:/
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