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I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Blaming it on PMSBlaming it on PMS
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it withAll you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
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