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"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back""But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy itHome is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything.""How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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