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Best Facebook status updates - May - Page 40
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
Life's too short to remove usb safely
Being around someone so much, you catch their habbits
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
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