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Best Facebook status updates - June - Page 40
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
forgetting to come home
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
You copied ME, yet you got a higher grade. WHAT THE HELL?!
I Don't Hate You, I've Just Lost All Respect For You
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
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