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Best Facebook status updates - May - Page 38
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
all we need is diet.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
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