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Best Facebook status updates - December - Page 38
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
Wonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" button
study.....stud.....stu.....st.....s.....sl.....sle.....s lee.....sleep!
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
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