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I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cowsI hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were rightDear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
I ♥ THE WEEKENDI ♥ THE WEEKEND
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
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