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Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with itListening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays. Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession. I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones areAs we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
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