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Like if you love Annoying orange :)
Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better.
^ne joci peter vec od paris hilton^
What if I accidentally rape you?
Yes,I hide my feelings.
False friends are worse than open enemies”
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Enough With The Poking, Let's Just Have Sex Already!
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
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