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Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
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