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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3
That aqward moment when your friend hits on your Bf/gf and dosent know that your going out
NO ONe is perfect , just the life is it sometimes ! <3 :)
I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me?
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