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Best Facebook status updates - May - Page 25
I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!
Life is too short to remove USB safely. (:
THE JEALOUS FRIENDS IS THE FUNNY FRIENDS
Acting like a Bruce Lee,when i'm scared. xD
He is my little brother.If you break his heart I'll break your face
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
Lucky for you mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything.Your job is to pump blood that's it. ♥
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
OH MAI GAH! I GOT MY PEW PEW GUNS OUT OF AMMO!!!
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