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I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I miss you,you dumb a*s!
hm..I'm kinda stuck in the moment..
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