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Best Facebook status updates - August - Page 24
Are you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XD
I am not looking for someone who'll catch the stars for me; I'm lookin for someone who'll watch the stars with me.
It's easier to have guy friends.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it.
Good morning indonesia!
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
Be careful who you open up to, only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
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