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"I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
Don't chase them, replace them!
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
That one girl you don't want anywhere near your boyfriend
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