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Best Facebook status updates - June - Page 22
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
Sleeping is always better when you have someone to cuddle.
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
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