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Best Facebook status updates - December - Page 19
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleeping but never want to go to bed early.
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
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