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Best Facebook status updates - May - Page 18
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
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