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Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
It's easier to have guy friends.It's easier to have guy friends.
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."
Calling me with unknown number? Damn, you're desperate! :DCalling me with unknown number? Damn, you're desperate! :D
Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
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Single, sexy and ready to party! :)Single, sexy and ready to party! :)
Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(
“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.” - Carrie“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.” - Carrie
You get what you give!You get what you give!
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