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Best Facebook status updates - December - Page 14
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.
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