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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all dayI am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself""I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!
If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cowsI hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!""Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
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