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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 10
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
"Someone is cranky" "Someone needs to SHUT UP"
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
You're in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone!
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
If I do not believe you belong around me, I will make sure you never are again, if the door is open I still believe in you....
While there’s life, there’s HOPE.
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