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Best Facebook status updates - December - Page 9
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!
If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
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