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I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
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"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
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Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
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"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
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I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older, it sucks.
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I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
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Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
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My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
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He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your Life
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I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
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