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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 108
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
Have you ever: Loved somebody so much It makes you cry… Needed something so bad You can’t sleep at night… Tried to find the words But they don’t come out right… Been in love so bad You’d do anything to make them understand… Had someone steal your heart away… Found the one you’ve given your heart to Only to find that theyl won’t give their heart to you… Have you ever closed your eyes and Dreamed that they were there And all you can do is wait for the day when they will care. Because I have….
-You are too smart. -What does thet mean? -You are annoying!!!!
Well this is incredible and f**ked up at the same time :D
I have a voice so i use it, i don't mock people and i don't write on my status about people unless in humour. If i have a problem i'd say it to your face!!!!
Don't poke anyone you don't want to have sex with..:D
The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
Drugs are bad..Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
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