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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Winter Crocs are the best thing that have ever been invented!! If you dont like them then you probably have never tried them. They may not look amazing but it is feet heven!
Walking alone in search of lyf.........
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