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When love goes wrong nothing goes right
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Winter Crocs are the best thing that have ever been invented!! If you dont like them then you probably have never tried them. They may not look amazing but it is feet heven!
Nasi pad*ng kok ada gorengan tempenya, udah macam warteg aja.. hadeuuh.. aya2 we..
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
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