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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 102
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
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