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Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
When i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walking
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
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