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I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
When i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walking
Like this if u are tired of school already d:
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
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