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Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
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