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OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
To me, you're perfect.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
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