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So I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rashSo I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rash
`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"
Broz before hoes.Broz before hoes.
Boys who give you their jacket when they think your cold :)Boys who give you their jacket when they think your cold :)
If I could turn back time... :(If I could turn back time... :(
Remember me? I was your best friend when you were single.Remember me? I was your best friend when you were single.
Emotionally breaking down when you can't figure out what to wear.Emotionally breaking down when you can't figure out what to wear.
Leaving your assignments to the last minute just for the adrenaline rushLeaving your assignments to the last minute just for the adrenaline rush
Only 20% of boys have brains...and the rest,they have girlfriends.Only 20% of boys have brains...and the rest,they have girlfriends.
*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* F**king Earthquake!*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* F**king Earthquake!
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