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You are the constant tingle to my heart<3You are the constant tingle to my heart<3
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
That one girl you don't want anywhere near your boyfriendThat one girl you don't want anywhere near your boyfriend
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