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Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
im so sexy
Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!
Take me drunk, I'm home!
Sometimes, i grab my awesome boobs, because, well, i can :)
Bathroom conferences with your best friend at parties
Having a good word with yourself on your way home from a nite out
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