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Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything.Your job is to pump blood that's it. ♥
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...oh no! You mised it!! :P
If it is true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why mothers cry at weddings.
[I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X]
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.
So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
"Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
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