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Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
You laugh because i'm different,but i laugh because you are all the same ;D
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
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