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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 87
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
"Shut up, you love it"
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