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I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
When life is hard, I take a nap.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
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