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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 85
One day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the face
I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶, Sorry It Was Wrong I Can.
*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* F**king Earthquake!
Never say goodbye, because saying goodbay means going away... and going away means forgetting...
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
But tonight I'm lovin' you ;)
Supp peepz yo yo yo
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
im so sexy
Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.
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