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HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a bonerthat feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
!ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ!ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
What goes around, comes around!!!!What goes around, comes around!!!!
Never wanted it to be so cold... Just didn't drink enough to say you love me...Never wanted it to be so cold... Just didn't drink enough to say you love me...
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
Like if you love Annoying orange :)Like if you love Annoying orange :)
keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!
Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...
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