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Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom.""Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A DumbassI Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays. Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
I'm not weird, I'm limited editionI'm not weird, I'm limited edition
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