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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 81
It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!
I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.
"Someone is cranky" "Someone needs to SHUT UP"
Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?"
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