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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...
Get a life!!!
Nasi pad*ng kok ada gorengan tempenya, udah macam warteg aja.. hadeuuh.. aya2 we..
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
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