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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 76
When life is hard, I take a nap.
all we need is diet.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
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