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Dear MATH please grow up and solve your own problems.....I'm tired of always helping you.Dear MATH please grow up and solve your own problems.....I'm tired of always helping you.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!""Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!""why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
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