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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
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