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You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Life's too short to remove usb safely
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
It seemed like such a good idea last night...
You're on my to do list ;)
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