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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 70
The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in.
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
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