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I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
can you see my eyes,i see you're eyes,,and i see much question !!??
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD
...with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake...
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